INVITATION TO A FUNERAL
a tale of Restoration intrigue by
Molly Brown
Holborn
The gardens of Holborn grew a wide variety of herbs and flowers:
musk, roses, spurge olive, monk's privet, dogsbane, balsam and thorn-apple.
Carrots and cabbage grew wild.
Situated between the city and open countryside, the area was
known for its many coaching inns.
Harrison, A Description of England, 1577:
If the traveller have a horse, his bed doth cost him nothing, but
if he go on foot he is sure to pay a penny for the same... If he
lose ought while he abideth in the inn, the host if bound by a
general custom to restore the damage... Certes, I believe not
that chapman or traveller in England is robbed by the way without
the knowledge of some of them: for when he cometh into the inn,
and alighteth from his horse, the hostler forthwith is very busy
to take down his budget or capcase in the yard from his sadle
bow, which he peiseth slyly in his hand to feel the weight
thereof: or if he miss of this pitch, when the guest hath taken
up his chamber, the chamberleine that looketh to the making of
the beds, will be sure to remove it from the place where the
owner hath set it, as if it were to set it more conveniently some
where else, whereby he getteth an inkling whether it be money or
other short wares, and thereof giveth warning to such odd guests
as haunt the house and are of his confederacy, to the utter
undoing of many an honest yeoman as he journeth by the way. The
tapster in like sort for his part doth mark his behaviour, and
what plenty of money he draweth when he payeth the shot, to the
like end: so that it shall be an hard matter to escape all their
subtle practices. Some think it is a gay matter to committ their
budgets at the coming to the goodman of the house: but thereby
they often betray themselves.
Travels in England, by Thomas Plater, 1599:
There are a great many inns, taverns and beer-gardens scattered
about the city, where much amusement may be had with eating,
drinking, fiddling, and the rest, as for instance in our
hostelry, which was visited by players almost daily. And what is
particularly curious is that women as well as the men, in fact
more often than they, will frequent the taverns or ale-houses for
enjoyment. They count it a great honour to be taken there and
given wine with sugar to drink; and if one woman only is invited,
then she will bring three or four other women along and they
gaily toast each other; the husband afterwards thanks him who has
given his wife such pleasure, for they deem it a real kindness.
In the ale-houses tobacco or a species of wound-wort are also
obtainable for one's money, and the powder is lit in a small
pipe, the smoke sucked into the mouth, and the saliva is allowed
to run freely, after which a good draught of Spanish wine
follows. This they regard as a curious medicine for defluctions,
and as a pleasure, and the habit is so common with them, that
they always carry the instrument with them, and light up on all
occasions, at the play, in the taverns or elsewhere, drinking as
well as smoking together.... and they use it so abundantly
because of the pleasure it gives, that their preachers cry out on
them for their self-destruction, and I am told the inside of one
man's veins after death was found to be covered in soot just like
a chimney...
Fynes Morrison, Itinerary, 1617:
For as soon as a passenger comes to an Inn, the servants run to
him, and one takes his horse, and walks him till he be cold, then
rubs him and gives him meat, yet I must say that they are not
much to be trusted in this last point, without the eye of the
Master or his servant to oversee them. Another servant gives the
passenger his private chamber, and kindles his fire; the third
pulls off his boots, and makes them clean. Then the host or
hostess visit him; and if he will eat with the Host, or at a
common table with others, his meale will cost him six pence, or
in some places but four pence (yet this course is less
honourable, and is not used by gentlemen); but if he will eat in
his chamber, he commands what meat he will, according to his
appetite, and as much as he thinks fit for him and his company...
while he eats, if he have company especially, he shall be offered
music, which he may take freely or refuse; and if he be solitary,
the musicians will give him the good day with music in the
morning...
The Journeys of Celia Fiennes, in 1697 and 1698 (writing about an inn in Buxton which wasn't very good):
So much a piece for your dinners and suppers and so much for our
servants besides; all your ale and wine is to be paid besides, the beer
they allow at the meals is so bad that very little can be drank, you
pay not for your bed room and truly the other is so unreasonable a
price and the lodgings so bad, 2 beds in a room, 3 beds and some 4 in
one room, so that if you have not company enough of your own to fill a
room they will be ready to put others into the same chamber, and
sometimes they are so crowded that three must lie in a bed...
Behind the Red Lion Inn, a well-known hostelry in Holborn,
were open fields known as Grays Inn Fields, comprising Red Lion
Fields, Conduit Close and Lambs Conduit Fields. The fields had
many beautiful walks which were popular for recreational purposes;
several murders were also committed on those walks. The fields
were also a popular
location for duels, as well as being used for artillery practice.
The Red Lion Inn was also notorious for the body of Oliver Cromwell having
been taken there on its way to be hung at Tyburn.
Holborn had yet another claim to fame: London libertines of both sexes
made their way to the baths in Leather Lane to "take the cure" for venereal
disease. (The cure largely consisted of alternately sweating in a tub
and taking mercury over an extended period of time. A letter of Henry Savile's
to Rochester, complains of "that whole stock of
mercury that has gone down my throat in seven months.)
(c) 1996 Molly Brown